Monday, December 16, 2013

Ouch, my mouth!

I wish I had a really awesome weekend update for you all! However, I spent all weekend with a swollen mouth, unable to talk, eating mashed up sweet potato and soup...

I had my wisdom teeth out.

After watching marathons of Law and Order SVU, catching up on Greys, Scandal, and Parenthood, and diving into my guilty pleasure RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules I was able to do a lot of thinking..

1) Wisdom teeth suck..why do we even have them?

2) Why do I look like this

3) I feel like someone beat the living daylights out of me (also look like someone beat the living daylights out of me)

4) I wish I could talk (literally days with out speaking more than 4 words...drove me to insanity!)

5) All I want to eat is a huge cheese burger and lots of really hard crunchy things with some taffy on the side! 

6) I wish I could move my mouth enough to smile

And finally, why does Jax look like he is trying to seduce/kill someone in the opening of Vanderpump rules....

Happy Monday all! Hope you had much better weekend than I did :) 


  1. haha i always loved the intro to vanderpump rules and shahs of sunset...dunno why.

  2. wisdom teeth are from our ancestors when they foraged and had to eat hard plants etc...they are extra molars that were required to grind up the plants and shit. i have no idea if that's true but that would make sense.

    when i had my wisdom teeth out, i got all 4 out at once and was on pain meds the whole week. that was actually kind of awesome LOL

    Vodka and Soda

  3. Ohhhhh boo! I've (thankfully) avoided having my wisdom teeth removed, but I hear it's horrible :/

    I hope you're feeling better soon!

  4. Aww you poor thing! =\ Everyone's experience w/ wisdom teeth is soooo different! I was pretty bruised up when I had mine taken out, but luckily felt good after 2-3 days. My sister? Wasn't phased at all and was out boating on the lake the next day!!!

  5. oohhh, i'm suppose to get mine out and keep avoiding it!! i hope you feel better soon!

  6. oh girl...i feel like wisdom teeth surgery either goes really well or really puffy...hope you're at least eating some ( is Christmas) ice cream and watching some good trash tv! :)

  7. Vanderpump rules is so addicting to watch! I can't help myself when it comes on! Hopefully you are feeling better!